Goodbye for now...

Hello readers,
I've been very busy recently and feel a bit guilty about neglecting the blog. Not that I update everyday, but I feel guilty nonetheless. I am neglecting my child! Well, I'm sad to report that this guilt will continue as I take a bit of a blogging hiatus (again, does it count if you don't do it regularly?). However, I promise that when I come back, this blog is going to be AWESOME. I'm even thinking of buying my own domain name. Yeah. Until that time comes (not sure, give me a month) I'll leave the three of you with this to ponder. Have a fantastic month!
Valerie

Paula Abdul is half Arab and half Jew...

Early B.J. Novak stand-up, circa 2004. I seriously love this guy.


Also, he was one of Ashton's cohorts on the first two seasons of Punk'd. Brilliant. That is, if you can even find any clips. I recommend this one.

"Bound"

Just finished a thrilling episode of SVU guest starring Anthony Rapp and Jane Krakowski. So creepy! I think I've become a bit desensitized to the show so this was a welcome break.

"Bound"

Jonah Hex

Will Arnett + John Gallagher Jr. + John Malkovich

YouTube Comments

I really get a kick out of crazy, bored preteens on YouTube.

Comments posted to Aerosmith's 1994 hit "Crazy" video.

scoaster666 (2 hours ago) I remember this shit, ha ha. Took my tears and turned them to smiles. You're the GREATEST Little Alicia Sarahstone
You don't have to read People every week to know it's not Sarahstone.

1MDJUNIOR (3 hours ago) Come here Baby...
This is not worthy of a comment. If YouTube would institute a "comment ceiling" limiting the number of comments users are allowed to post, people would think more before just posting anything stupid to the internet. Good thing there's no blog ceiling, or I'd be out of a job.

mmpetkov1991 (4 hours ago)
Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
I'm not going to lie, I tried this one. With the exception of step 5, and I'm still waiting on step 6.

KrizalidL9999 (4 hours ago) esta es la mejor cancion del mundo
Really? This song? See my comment on comment #2.

gekkepedoemping (6 hours ago)
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!
FIRST put both hands on your chest (boy or girl.)
SECOND think of someone you like.
THIRD tomorrow they will ask you out or say they love you.
FOURTH heres the catch, write this to 5 vidios
I did not try this one because they misspelled "videos." Get off of YouTube and read a book.

What people should really be commenting on (read, if I was blogging in 1994, I might have said this...) is how sexualized Liv Tyler is! Am I the only one who thinks this is a bit weird? She was sixteen when they made this video for her father's band. Maybe I'm too conservative, but it makes me a bit uncomfortable.

Twares!

Okay, so I know I dissed United before, but check this out!

Hm, is it worth the extra cost for the rap though?

I caved...

I just finished the Glee pilot. It wasn't as awful as I expected, but it was still pretty terrible. Not worthy of a second episode in my opinion.